A nice fitting T with a snazzy design on the front and the back, whats not to like?
This T-Shirt is specially designed to be worn by humans to cover their nipples, and to keep their torso somewhat warmer, and as a bonus feature it lets you walk into stores that have a pesky ‘No Shirt, No Shoes*. No Service’ policy! *shoes not included…
Caveman translation: You need new shirt, this is shirt, you buy shirt now… Note: The FDA has not approved these statements, and no claim is made to this product’s efficacy or to the author’s sanity.
* Double-stitched neckline and sleeves.
* 100% ring-spun cotton
* Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
* Regular fit
* Tubular construction
* Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
* Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center